Ummm ... It's already Memorial Weekend. What happened to spring? Where did May go? Not that I miss that chilly weather or anything. Not one bit. Hello, 80 degrees. I missed you. If you could stick around for ... oh, I don't know, seven months, that would be great. Thanks. 

This weekend is packed with all sorts of goodness and fun for you all to attend. Friday kicks off with Bingo. Saturday morning at 9:00 be there for the breakfast that all of us workers cook for you. I'm making omlettes ... again. 3:00 is the Egg toss that is $1 a person. I think you win money, but I'm not sure why you would win money for throwing eggs. In my day, you'd get arrested for that ... just saying. 8:00 Saturday night is the ever popular Dale Vaughn Band. Come out and rock with us. There is a free will donation box across from the office!

Sunday at 1:00 is for the kiddos. The bouncers will be up and ready to play in ... kids. Not you, Megan. 2:00 is the Poker Hike/Run and 7:30 that night is Bingo. You old people really like that Bingo thing, don't you. Weirdos. 

As always, there's going to be a ton of people here, and even more children running around. Please, please, please, please, DRIVE SLOW. The speed limit is 5 mph. If there's a time for you to follow it, it's during the holiday and weekend times. You don't want to be that person. 

Happy camping!

Internet. Issues. Fixed! And I didn't die. It was beyond close there for a little bit, but I was able to push through and get this baby back up and functional. You no longer have to add the .weebly.com to the end of the website, and it won't be going down any time soon (sans nothing like some sad stroke of bad luck that ruins the previous statement). <--- if this happens, I want my straight jacket to be robin's egg blue so it matches my eyes. 

Moving on, folks! This weekend has some new activities to enjoy. Friday night at 9:00 is the Kid Movie Cruise In. It's a BYOS (bring your own snacks!) and sit back with the kiddos to enjoy a good, family friendly movie. Saturday kicks off with Bingo. Same place, same time. Really, it's a habit. At 9:00 on Saturday night, it's the Adult Movie Cruise In. Same rules apply for this night, except ... it's for adults. Like the name says. Adults. Something none of us want to be. You can find me at the kid's movie with my teddy bear, frog blanket, and what you think is milk in my cup. Cheers!

I keep checking the weather for the weekend, but one day the weekend looks fantastic. And the next day, we're all getting out our canoes. The weatherman must have gotten into the milk, too. So, if you plan on camping this weekend, you better be prepared to get a tan or swim for ice cream ... I bid you good luck. 

Happy Camping!

Now, now, this time I didn't lie about keeping everyone updated. I tried. The internet just didn't want me to do anything. The internet has failed me. It has failed you. Hmm... too bad we can't get rid of it. It's stuck, and no one can stop it. 

I know it seems like the website is back to normal, but until May 15th, it may still be unavailable at times. After May 15th, this website should not crash. Ever. It will be perfect and eternal ... just like me. You're welcome. I'll be here all week. Really, I'm here all week. Every week. They don't let me leave. Help. Me. 

Business! There is one schedule addition for Saturday. Thirty-One Bingo Saturday, May 12 @ 10:31 a.m. (<-- I see what you did there. Clever). They keep telling me it will be fun, so I guess show up and see what it's all about. I'll be on beverage #1 at that point, so..... There's a Euchre Tournament at 2 p.m. on Saturday and Bingo is Saturday night. Time and place is the same as always. We're predictable. 

Hopefully the weather doesn't get too bad, and this weekend can be enjoyed. I sure hope the sun shines for everyone. And for me. I have a garden to plant. 

Happy Camping!