It's that time of year again! The time where we all flash our "junk" around and hope that someone else will see it as a treasure. And by "junk" (bunch of dirty minds), I mean items that you have around your house. Seriously, what were you all thinking!?

...Or maybe that was just me. Garage sales are at your site starting Thursday at 10:00-5:00 and running through Saturday (9:00-2:00)! :) I sure do hope you all make tons of money. Friday night at 7:30 is Bingo. If I have to tell you where it's at, then you do not deserve to come.

Saturday is the day! at 8:00 p.m. The Bulldogs will be playing. You may not have ever heard of them, but they are awesome! They play oldies music. So there may be a few of you who get nostalgic (did you get the old joke, there?). Contrary to what the activity schedule says, we will not be selling sandwiches, chips or drinks. Sorry if you were looking forward to that.

But this weekend, we are planning on having a grand old time. I do have one last thing to say. Watch your speed please. I know it's rough driving so darn slow back through here all the time, but guess what, I do it everyday. I live here ya know. Kids do not always look when they cross the road, and you do NOT want to be the one who doesn't see them. So please, slow down.

Most of all, have a fun weekend. :)

Alright people. I skipped last week. It was harsh. I apologize, but I really feel like that apology is in vain because not a single person noticed. I was crushed. Cruel, cruel people.

So let's get straight to the point. Friday is bingo at 7:30 p.m. in the middle of the lagoons

Saturday, listen closely, it is CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!! Why do you ask? I have no idea. Someone thought we needed to celebrate that horrid holiday more than once a year. Weirdos.

Decorate your sites for that magical season. Crafts are at 10:30 in the pavilion. 4:00 is the candy cane hunt. The adult crafts has been moved, so it is NOT this weekend. I will update on that change when I know more. 6:00 kicks off karaoke.

Have fun kiddos. Don't do anything I would do....