Has anyone else had their air conditioning off for the last 3 days? I have. I'm not too sure I like it. I mean, not having that crazy electric bill is nice, but seriously, it's August. Isn't it still supposed to be hot and sunny enough to leave my looking like some diseased lobster after an hour in the sun? (By diseased, I mean freckled. Have you seen how many I have?)

I think Mother Nature is still drunk from the Wine & Cheese social we have on Saturday. I heard it was fun. Mother Nature, lay off the fermented grapes. They're only good for you in moderation. And besides, Mother Nature needs to get over the hangover for this weekend, which is destined for greatness.

Friday is bingo. I'm not saying a time or a place. If you haven't figured all of that out yet, then I have no idea what you've been doing with your life.

Saturday at 10:30 and in the pavilion will be kid's crafts. They're doing something with paint and squirt guns. Who knows? Maybe I'll show up. Not that I'll paint what I'm supposed to. At 7:30 p.m. all adults should meet up at the pavilion. This is not a drill. There will be some super-duper fun stuff going on in there, or around there. It's the ADULT BEVERAGE HUNT. You asked, we listened (hard to believe, right?).

IF we are not sure of  your age (which may happen because 90% of campers still think I'm a teenager), we WILL require you to show some ID. This is for our safety, but more importantly your safety. Don't argue.

I really am starting to think that maybe the workers and people who make up this activity schedule are starving for alcohol. (THIS IS A HINT HERE PEOPLE! WE NEED BOOZE!!)

Stop in. See me. See Sophie. Have fun. Don't drink and drive. Be safe. Camping is life.

I'm assuming, because I haven't written in a while, that everyone out there missed me something terrible. Right?? That's what I thought. I apologize. The level of paperwork that my weird bosses piled on top of my head was quite mind boggling. You probably don't believe that, but trust me, I still have the paper cuts!

But, let's get down to business. If you did not get handed an end of the year letter this weekend, never fear! I'm sending you one in the mail. I would give you all the nitty-gritty details on here, but since you all ignore my hilarious posts, I can't.

It's about time we had another wine session isn't it? So, down to business. This weekend, bingo kicks us off Friday night at 7:30. I would tell you where it's being held, but I'm going to refrain. Saturday is kid's craft at 10:30 and the adult craft at 2. I do not know what you need, so you'll have to ask Lisa or Cherie. You people act like I know anything.......

Saturday night at 7:30 is the Wine & Cheese Social. This is for those of us that are 21 and older. Anyone that is not 21 is not allowed. Sorry, but you little sprites will have to wait until you grow up! :)

Back to me blubbering about nothing. Let's try and have a good weekend and behave. If not, I would hate to have to sick Lisa on you. She's scary when she's angry. Trust me. I've seen it.

Happy Camping homies.